TOP TEN GOODIES EPISODES
As voted for by readers of goodygoodyyumyum.com
1. Up, Up and Away
The Goodies’ three-seat, three-wheel ‘trandem’ cycle gets three punctures. Wrestling star Big Daddy lends a hand and inflates the tyres with his mouth. But he blows so hard that the Goodies themselves are inflated like balloons, and they float off over the treetops.
2. Hug a Goody
Sketch with Conservative Party leader David Cameron from Comic Relief 2007. ‘No!’ shouts Cameron in mock exasperation as members of the shadow cabinet hugged the Goodies. ‘I said a hoodie!’ This was a reference to his so-called ‘hug a hoodie’ speech about youth crime. The appearance on the show won him admiration for being a good sport.
3. Queen’s Park Rangers
The ‘shooting’ scene is a Goodies classic. The boys are hired as park rangers for Queen’s Park in London. As they are riding their trandem in the park, they hear a crowd shout: ‘Shoot!’. Thinking they are about to be shot, they dive to the ground, only to discover that the noise came from spectators at a nearby football game, encouraging their team to score.
4. The Brothers
A satire of industrial unrest at British Leyland plants, as the Goodies get involved in industrial action involving a different kind of plant: British Leylandii. They organise a ‘grow slow’ (a reference the ‘go slow’ tactic employed by unions at the time). But the tactic backfires because people are delighted that their hedges don’t need pruning so often. Meanwhile, in a clever parody of the recent miners’ strike, the country is paralysed by a ‘minus strike’, as mathematicians, stockbrokers and accountants refuse to use minus signs, thus making it impossible to do subtraction, and causing rampant inflation.
5. Gorilla Warfare
Two rival guerrilla armies are at war. One is from Gibraltar and dress as monkeys (hence ‘gorilla warfare’). The other army are Spanish transvestites who wear lingerie-style corsets and are known as ‘basque separatists’. After the programme was transmitted the production company received a letter purporting to be from the Basque separatist group ETA, accusing the Goodies of trivialising the issue of self-determination. ETA denied all knowledge of the letter, which was subsequently revealed to be the work of the Goodies Appreciation Society at Oxford University.
Sketch with Jade Goodie from Comic Relief 2006. Jade (‘Goodylocks’) comes home to find three Goodie Bears in her house.
7. Unidentified Frying Objects
In this episode the Earth is invaded by UFOs shaped like fried eggs. It is best remembered for Stand On One Leg and Do The Fried Egg – a spoof of the disco dance crazes that were sweeping the nation. The song was released as a single and reached the top ten in 1975.
8. The Inferno
A parody of Dante’s Inferno. The Goodies are trapped in the Tenth Circle of Hell – which turns out to be Hull, where they are forced to listen to Des O’Connor records and watch Bob Monkhouse. Bill remarks that ‘things can’t get any worse’ – at which point Tony Blackburn (played by himself) walks in and says ‘Hi everyone, who wants to hear my new song?’ Bill and Graeme groan and Tim pulls out his hair. One of the lesser-known episodes, but a great favourite among Goodies connoisseurs.
9. Goody Golly Miss Molly
The Goodies dress as golliwogs and satirise racial prejudice as they suffer discrimination from ‘gollywigs’ – gollywogs with blonde wigs.
10.= Vote For Tim!
A satire of party politics, in which Tim becomes Prime Minister and tips custard over the heads of any politicians who do anything stuffy or boring.
10.= Rooting Around
In this parody of Alex Haley’s Roots, Tim Brooke-Taylor discovers the long-lost Brooke-Taylor tribe, who wear grass skirts and live in the heart of ‘Darkest Derbyshire’. Goodies fans remember this episode for the moment in which Tim can be seen getting changed behind a tree, in readiness for his next scene. (Pause disc seven of the Goody-ness Gracious! box set at 1 hour, 17 minutes and 32 seconds, and his bottom can be seen sticking out.)