11 November 1958

The Queen of Quips

TEN REASONS NOT TO EAT OUT WITH A MAN 1. They think broccoli is a foreign exam. 2. They think aperitif is what you take out to give them a blowjob. 3. They think sashimi and saki are an invitation to fire them after a liquid lunch. (Sho shue me and give me the sacky!) […] Read on...
Kathy Lette relaxes at the British Library
Picture: PA